Wizard of Odd: A Love Story In Cake

................................What better way to say 'I Love You' or 'I Didn't Finish Elementary' or 'I Really Don't Like You'.........



     Today is round 2 of our journey through the land of the Wizard of Odd.  You will see pictures of pretty cakes, not so nice cakes and you will even read a love story complete with pictures! 

     Anyone who can bake a cake could easily make some of these cakes. You don't even need instructions on how to decorate it. The pictures are explanation enough. Yet, a few of these cakes may require explanation to the person it is given to about why the maker is so rude, vain and completely clueless.


     First, a few mistakes with a little dash of creepy and then on to our love story.

This cake obviously took talent and smarts.  Hannibal Lecter was smart, too.  Whoever this was baked for.....run away.

Two words.......spell check.

I've seen a horsefly.  I've seen a house fly.  But I have never seen poo fly...with wings.





'LOVE & CAKE'

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to bake.

Her favorite thing to bake was Valentine's Day treats.

She baked cakes, cupcakes, cookies and dipped snacks in candy.

For Valentine's Day she made a cake for her love.

Her love decided to make her a cake in return.  Upon receiving his gift the girl was very upset to discover how vain he truly was.

So she baked him a cake hoping to bring him back to reality.

He was angry thinking she may have had very many loves before him to use for comparison.  So he hid a message for her to find.

*CAN YOU FIND THE MESSAGE HIDDEN BELOW?*

The girl found his message and sent him a bigger one in return.

Sensing that their realtionship could be in danger, he sent her an edible question.  In return she answered and sent it back.

At that moment he chose to bake the girl another treat decorated with the words she said he never spoke enough.

When the girl saw this she smiled out of satisfaction not forgiveness.  She didn't feel that he truly meant it, nor that he had learned a lesson about his vanity.  She could never be with someone more in love with himself than with her.  The girl sent him her final message........

.........and he sent her his.



     Thus concludes our second journey through the the blog of the Wizard of Odd.  I hope you all enjoyed my love story.  I sincerely hope your Valentine's Day is the complete opposite!

~ Pattie Hart