I "LIKE" Your Post!......

              .......maybe even love it a little......

.....There have been so many posts on Twitter and Facebook that make me laugh, smile and remind me that I have a devilish sense of humor.  I have thought about putting them in a blog so many times and I am finally doing it.  As always, I will give credit where credit is due.  I also may add a little commentary from myself.  It's my blog and I'll talk back if I want too.

     During this blog, as well as any future blogs on this subject, you will see several quotes from the same people.  These are the people that when I am having a "blah" day I login and look for their posts because I know I am almost never disappointed by their candor and humor.  Actually, this blog only has posts from three people. Why? Because they were more entertaining than everyone else.  That being said, here is my disclaimer:  #1 - The following are not meant to offend.  If you are, feel free to comment.  But I cannot promise that I will care, even the littlest bit.  Come on, loosen up a little!  ;0)  #2 - Are you upset that you don't have a post on here? Well, try to be funnier and maybe I will include you next time. I jest! Jeez, don't take it so seriously. Couldn't you hear the sarcasm in my voice?  Oh, well. Without further delay.......


"I'm stuck at home in bed with a snake under my robe to keep him warm." ~ Molly McAlister


Advice: "Always carry a can of hairspray and a lighter in case you need a blow torch." ~ Jesse Freeman


" 'Diamonds are forever.  But so is herpes.' This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns." ~ Charles Baker *


"Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint and stand on one leg, I might look
like I give a damn." ~ Jesse Freeman


"Is STILL an Aquarius, bitches. dont take away my Intractable, contrary, Perverse, unpredictable,
Unemotional and detached personality or I will smash you." ~ Molly McAlister


"Everyone relax - astrology is still total bullsh*t." ~ Charles Baker *


Note to self: When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say "Didn't you read my Facebook page?" ~ Jesse Freeman


"I dont know what I want more for my birthday, highlights or a pistol." ~ Molly McAlister


"This bagel with "everything" is seriously lacking in truffle oil, sprinkles, the blood of my enemies and the stolen dreams of children." ~ Charles Baker *



Ahhhhhhhhh. Just finding those and sharing made me smile.  If you are all nice, I just might share some more. Have a nice day!

*Not all posts are always originals. Some are from friends, comedians and/or general public.  The names next to the quotes on my page do not indicate where the quote originated, but where I saw it.

~ Pattie Hart