I "LIKE" Your Post!......

              .......maybe even love it a little......

.....There have been so many posts on Twitter and Facebook that make me laugh, smile and remind me that I have a devilish sense of humor.  I have thought about putting them in a blog so many times and I am finally doing it.  As always, I will give credit where credit is due.  I also may add a little commentary from myself.  It's my blog and I'll talk back if I want too.

     During this blog, as well as any future blogs on this subject, you will see several quotes from the same people.  These are the people that when I am having a "blah" day I login and look for their posts because I know I am almost never disappointed by their candor and humor.  Actually, this blog only has posts from three people. Why? Because they were more entertaining than everyone else.  That being said, here is my disclaimer:  #1 - The following are not meant to offend.  If you are, feel free to comment.  But I cannot promise that I will care, even the littlest bit.  Come on, loosen up a little!  ;0)  #2 - Are you upset that you don't have a post on here? Well, try to be funnier and maybe I will include you next time. I jest! Jeez, don't take it so seriously. Couldn't you hear the sarcasm in my voice?  Oh, well. Without further delay.......


"I'm stuck at home in bed with a snake under my robe to keep him warm." ~ Molly McAlister


Advice: "Always carry a can of hairspray and a lighter in case you need a blow torch." ~ Jesse Freeman


" 'Diamonds are forever.  But so is herpes.' This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns." ~ Charles Baker *


"Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint and stand on one leg, I might look
like I give a damn." ~ Jesse Freeman


"Is STILL an Aquarius, bitches. dont take away my Intractable, contrary, Perverse, unpredictable,
Unemotional and detached personality or I will smash you." ~ Molly McAlister


"Everyone relax - astrology is still total bullsh*t." ~ Charles Baker *


Note to self: When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say "Didn't you read my Facebook page?" ~ Jesse Freeman


"I dont know what I want more for my birthday, highlights or a pistol." ~ Molly McAlister


"This bagel with "everything" is seriously lacking in truffle oil, sprinkles, the blood of my enemies and the stolen dreams of children." ~ Charles Baker *



Ahhhhhhhhh. Just finding those and sharing made me smile.  If you are all nice, I just might share some more. Have a nice day!

*Not all posts are always originals. Some are from friends, comedians and/or general public.  The names next to the quotes on my page do not indicate where the quote originated, but where I saw it.

~ Pattie Hart

Dear Motivation........

.......O Motivation, Motivation! Wherefore art thou, motivation?

Seriously, I want to know.  Where in the hell are you?! I need you.  I want you.  But you are never here!  Why can't you show up just as easily as the extra fat on my love handles do?  Or the dimples on my derriere?  If you were around half as much as I needed you, I wouldn't have nature's permanent tattoos (aka stretch marks) riddling my thighs!  It's not like you are a bad influence that I need to get rid of.  You are the good influence that I can't seem to keep around.  Maybe our love story goes a little something like this:

Motivation is the good mate that we know we need but is not near as appealing as the bad mate, Weakness.  Why do we choose Weakness over Motivation?  Giving into Motivation will only leave us feeling good, happy, worthwhile, proud, healthy, hopeful and maybe even put a bounce in your step.  Whereas giving into Weakness leaves us feeling guilty, sad, doubtful, bloated, hungover and may even have you wanting to crawl under the covers until the disappointment goes away.

So why do we choose Weakness more often than Motivation?  Two words, instant gratification.  Face it, we want to feel good right now and not wait for results to show and Weakness only makes it worse.  When Motivation is whispering in one ear that you need to be nice to your body and take care of yourself, Weakness slithers up and whispers in the other ear.  Weakness says,"Why skip the burger and fries at lunch and brown bag it when you can work it off later?".  Then when later comes Weakness says, "Why work out almost daily for one hour a day to only have results not visibly show for weeks? Just skip dinner.  We will go out and have a few glasses of wine instead." 

As a society we have become more concerned with not wanting to feel deprived or left out.  But what we don't seem to realize is that following weakness makes us feel deprived and left out because you will eventually be too tired, sad, depressed, self conscious and weak ourselves.  Eventhough we are adults we sound like a bunch of spoiled little brats.  Let's stop being those crazy people we talk about and get off of our butts and PICK THE GOOD ONE!!!!! 


Let us always do our best to treat our bodies well.  After all, it is the only body you will ever have to carry you throughout all the days of your life.  The better you care for it then the longer, healthier and more enjoyable your life will be.

Pattie Hart