Wizard of Odd: Creepy Wedding Cake Toppers

 I have seen some weird, gross and unusual cakes.  In my search to find ordinary cakes I came across cake toppers that I never would have imagined anyone would actually use.  Photos like these make me wonder what the bride and groom were dressed like.

Someone has fond memories of scary movies.

The spawn of Frankenstein and a zombie?

Okay, this one really creeps me out.

Awwww, that's so sweet.  They got drunk and went to have matching mohawks done before the big day.

Kind of  a creepy way of saying I will love you forever. 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they got married at midnight on Halloween.

So he is your Spiderman and you want him to kill you?

So marriage really does suck the life out of you?

This is my pick for the creepiest topper of all.  No joke.  I loathe clowns!  Have you ever seen or read Stephen King's 'IT'? 

    This concludes yet another journey with the Wizard through the Land of Odd.  I wonder what area of interest I will take you next time?

~ Pattie Hart

The Wizard of Odd: Shotgun Weddings

.........Talk about theme weddings! Yowza!!.........

     Looking for great cake mishaps I came across some crazy cake toppers.  One cake topper led me to look into the ceremony behind it and I found a plethora of some serious redneck lovin' goin' on!



 



That kid looks super thrilled.

Interesting choice of photo editing.

The cake is incognito.



The reception dinner was the freshest there has ever been.

No shoes, no shirt, no........just no. 

     And that concludes another journey with the Wizard through the Land of Odd.  I think I just threw up a little.





Wizard of Odd: A Love Story In Cake

................................What better way to say 'I Love You' or 'I Didn't Finish Elementary' or 'I Really Don't Like You'.........



     Today is round 2 of our journey through the land of the Wizard of Odd.  You will see pictures of pretty cakes, not so nice cakes and you will even read a love story complete with pictures! 

     Anyone who can bake a cake could easily make some of these cakes. You don't even need instructions on how to decorate it. The pictures are explanation enough. Yet, a few of these cakes may require explanation to the person it is given to about why the maker is so rude, vain and completely clueless.


     First, a few mistakes with a little dash of creepy and then on to our love story.

This cake obviously took talent and smarts.  Hannibal Lecter was smart, too.  Whoever this was baked for.....run away.

Two words.......spell check.

I've seen a horsefly.  I've seen a house fly.  But I have never seen poo fly...with wings.





'LOVE & CAKE'

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to bake.

Her favorite thing to bake was Valentine's Day treats.

She baked cakes, cupcakes, cookies and dipped snacks in candy.

For Valentine's Day she made a cake for her love.

Her love decided to make her a cake in return.  Upon receiving his gift the girl was very upset to discover how vain he truly was.

So she baked him a cake hoping to bring him back to reality.

He was angry thinking she may have had very many loves before him to use for comparison.  So he hid a message for her to find.

*CAN YOU FIND THE MESSAGE HIDDEN BELOW?*

The girl found his message and sent him a bigger one in return.

Sensing that their realtionship could be in danger, he sent her an edible question.  In return she answered and sent it back.

At that moment he chose to bake the girl another treat decorated with the words she said he never spoke enough.

When the girl saw this she smiled out of satisfaction not forgiveness.  She didn't feel that he truly meant it, nor that he had learned a lesson about his vanity.  She could never be with someone more in love with himself than with her.  The girl sent him her final message........

.........and he sent her his.



     Thus concludes our second journey through the the blog of the Wizard of Odd.  I hope you all enjoyed my love story.  I sincerely hope your Valentine's Day is the complete opposite!

~ Pattie Hart















Wizard of Odd: Cake Bloopers & Disasters

.........Seriously? You really thought this through?........

     As an amateur cake decorator I find these odd, funny, offensive and lazy.  They make me smile, and at times sick to my stomach.  I would imagine one or two of these cakes caused the receiver to give a thank you in the form of a flaming bag of poo.  How would you like to receive one of these hot messes?

Is this cake referring to a chore we don't like or the "I'm so wasted" thing?

I knew it!  Now here is the Ridgemont High graduation cake.

Whoever fixed this cake attended the weeding from the top cake.

How much is that decapitated doggie in the window? Everybody now!

Wait, fatherhood?  Two guys? Father Satherhood is really progressive.

What a crappy beach.

Here are some special flip flops to walk on said beach.

 The thought process behind this cake was the disaster.  Excuse me while I hurl. 









This is the cake that followed when the above person realized they were lacking a brain.

.................

................................Why yes.  Yes, you are.  More than words can say.

     And this my friends is where our first journey through the Wizard of Odd comes to an end.  Be sure to join me next time readers.  There is no telling what we might find next.

~ Pattie Hart