Wizard of Odd: Creepy Wedding Cake Toppers

 I have seen some weird, gross and unusual cakes.  In my search to find ordinary cakes I came across cake toppers that I never would have imagined anyone would actually use.  Photos like these make me wonder what the bride and groom were dressed like.

Someone has fond memories of scary movies.

The spawn of Frankenstein and a zombie?

Okay, this one really creeps me out.

Awwww, that's so sweet.  They got drunk and went to have matching mohawks done before the big day.

Kind of  a creepy way of saying I will love you forever. 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they got married at midnight on Halloween.

So he is your Spiderman and you want him to kill you?

So marriage really does suck the life out of you?

This is my pick for the creepiest topper of all.  No joke.  I loathe clowns!  Have you ever seen or read Stephen King's 'IT'? 

    This concludes yet another journey with the Wizard through the Land of Odd.  I wonder what area of interest I will take you next time?

~ Pattie Hart

The Wizard of Odd: Shotgun Weddings

.........Talk about theme weddings! Yowza!!.........

     Looking for great cake mishaps I came across some crazy cake toppers.  One cake topper led me to look into the ceremony behind it and I found a plethora of some serious redneck lovin' goin' on!



 



That kid looks super thrilled.

Interesting choice of photo editing.

The cake is incognito.



The reception dinner was the freshest there has ever been.

No shoes, no shirt, no........just no. 

     And that concludes another journey with the Wizard through the Land of Odd.  I think I just threw up a little.





Wizard of Odd: Cake Bloopers & Disasters

.........Seriously? You really thought this through?........

     As an amateur cake decorator I find these odd, funny, offensive and lazy.  They make me smile, and at times sick to my stomach.  I would imagine one or two of these cakes caused the receiver to give a thank you in the form of a flaming bag of poo.  How would you like to receive one of these hot messes?

Is this cake referring to a chore we don't like or the "I'm so wasted" thing?

I knew it!  Now here is the Ridgemont High graduation cake.

Whoever fixed this cake attended the weeding from the top cake.

How much is that decapitated doggie in the window? Everybody now!

Wait, fatherhood?  Two guys? Father Satherhood is really progressive.

What a crappy beach.

Here are some special flip flops to walk on said beach.

 The thought process behind this cake was the disaster.  Excuse me while I hurl. 









This is the cake that followed when the above person realized they were lacking a brain.

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................................Why yes.  Yes, you are.  More than words can say.

     And this my friends is where our first journey through the Wizard of Odd comes to an end.  Be sure to join me next time readers.  There is no telling what we might find next.

~ Pattie Hart